There’s something about the thought of being dominated by a midget…

…whipped and strapon fucked for laughing at Twidget’s silly name!

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“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”
— Jack Handey (via fuckyeahjackhandey)

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